Brad Pitt Sucks. Here’s Why.
Brad Pitt, with his slinky long hair, and he’s boyish grin, looks like he should be a porn star and not an actor. And that is because that is in fact what he is. He’s a strangely athletic, pathetic little man who thinks that flailing around and reading your lines in the same thing as acting. Yes, he gets to have sex with one of the most attractive woman on the planet, and yes, he gets to show up as the hero in movie after movie after movie. But does he deserve this? No. No he does not. This is because Brad Pitt is the Cameron Diaz of Male Actors (Editors Note: Write future post on Cameron Diaz). By which I mean, of course, that Brad Pitt is pleasant to look at, but there’s not much there. Brad, you’re a hottie; this is undeniable. But being hot and being a good actor are not the same thing. Here’s what you need to do, my friend. Move to the hills, get into porn, and start a real career.
Brad Pitt, you suck.
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